This is how you treat your wife on Valentine’s Day gentlemen.

I bought my wife a Forever Lazy (adult sized footed pajamas) and used the pack-in receipt as a Valentine card with the following message:
Hey, I bought you a pair of blanket PJs! Love from your lazy lover. That was incredibly lame. I should stop writing stuff. I’m hungry. Ooh, cookie crumbs! Excuse me.

Love is in the air.